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" I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working. "
Peter Sellers
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" If my mother hadn't laughed at the funny things I did, I probably wouldn't be a comic actor. After she had her first heart attack, the doctor said, 'Try to make her laugh.' And that was the first time I tried to make anyone laugh. "
Gene Wilder
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" We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again. "
Sheena Easton
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" Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day. "
Jennifer Aniston
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" Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names. "
Shigeru Miyamoto
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People
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" Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that. "
Ice Cube
Dark
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" Somebody said something funny to me the other day. They said, 'Wolper, until two weeks ago, your tombstone was going to say, 'David Wolper, the man who produced 'Roots.' I think the tombstone now has a new inscription. It's going to be 'David Wolper, the man who produced the opening ceremony of the 1984 Olympics.' "
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" I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. "
Gene Wilder
Sometimes
Camera
Life
" It's funny: the one time I got star-struck was when I met Snoop Dogg. I gave him a hug and said, 'I love you, man.' "
Mark Foster
I Love You
You
Time
" Sometimes I'm really funny, sometimes I'm quiet, sometimes I'm shy, but I'm constantly changing. "
Elle King
Shy
Sometimes
Quiet
" It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness. "
Danny Boyle
Yourself
True
Tolerance
" I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem? "
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Wearing
Funny
Woman
" When I was born I owed twelve dollars. "
George S. Kaufman
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Born
Dollars
" We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. "
W. H. Auden
Funny
Earth
Know
" If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. "
O. Henry
Funny
Alone
Never
" 'Hustle' is wonderfully enjoyable because all my life, I've made an effort to be with people who can make me laugh. That original cast - Marc Warren, Jaime Murray, Robert Glenister and Adrian Lester - are all funny. So I know every day I'll have a few good laughs. "
Robert Vaughn
Effort
People
Life
" I heard that people were really interested in the new haircut, which I think is so funny. Great haircut, I really like it. It goes great with the time period. And I was super, super, super-happy to have my bangs swept to the side rather than straight in front of me, which I dealt with for three seasons. I'm very, very much done with that. "
Elisabeth Moss
Seasons
Time
Funny
" I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me. "
Ellen DeGeneres
Myself
Being Myself
People
" Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. "
Benjamin Franklin
See
Wine
Us
" If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. "
Joan Rivers
Us
God
Over
" I see fighters make funny videos about me and stick them on Facebook and get 20 likes. When I make a video, I sell it to Fox and make seven figures. That's the difference. "
Conor McGregor
Me
See
Difference
" The funny thing is, I'm so used to not caring what anyone says, good or bad, that unfortunately even when people say good things... I wish it made me feel good, but it doesn't. "
Rob Zombie
People
Caring
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" Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them. "
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Restaurant
Best
Funny
" Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we don't just effuse to one another and be like, 'Oh, Rob Lowe's really funny,' if he wasn't. "
Chris Pratt
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" I am interested in shows that are not out-and-out gag fests: you see the truth of a broken heart behind them. That is what life is like: it's really funny, you see funny things as soon as you step out of the room, but underneath that is a whole bag of broken hearts. It's that real pain and that real hilarity that makes life so intriguing. "
Tamsin Greig
Broken
Truth
Funny
" It seems like everybody's perception of me is very bipolar. To one group, it's overpaid, overrated; to another group, it's underpaid, underrated, underdog. It's funny to me because there's no real balance. "
Jeremy Lin
Balance
Funny
Me
" A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. "
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Funny
Where
Guy
" I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. "
Flannery O'Connor
Always
Tongue
Funny
" I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. "
Johnny Carson
Funny
Kid
Used
" Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. "
Wilson Mizner
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Done
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