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" It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy. "

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" You cannot dictate what people find funny, what people find attractive, or what people find scary. There is not a norm. "

Guillermo del Toro

" I think anyone who has, you know, is in any sort of artistic pursuit, kind of goes up and down with the way they feel about their work. And I, for the most part, am pretty happy person. But, yeah. I go through definite periods of time where I'm not funny. I'm not good. I'm - I don't feel original. "

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" Fame is a funny thing. I like doing normal things. I like going to fairs. I like going to ball games. I like going to Disney World or a big field on the Fourth of July and having picnics with friends. The problem is you're either worried you're going to be recognized, or you're thankful you're not. It's always there. "

" If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. "

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" I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. "

Winston Churchill

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" I've had an experience through music that has touched almost every part of me. It educated me in ways that I didn't get educated in school. So we try to lay on a bit of that, through being funny, being serious, playing hard. "

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" Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. "