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" As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. "

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" You know what? At the end of the day, funny is funny. I hope to see the end of all the female cliches that are written in a lot of comedies that are named chick flicks. "

Wendi McLendon-Covey

" That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. "

" Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do. "

" People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading. "

Logan Pearsall Smith

" The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. "

" Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day. "

Jennifer Aniston

" I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny. "

" I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. "

" We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why. "

" In my circle of friends, I've always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I don't want the spotlight on me. "

" I am the shortest and least funny person in my family. "

Heather Donahue

" Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it. "

" It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do. "

Lance Armstrong

" It's funny; it's a real balancing act. In TV, everybody's talking about authenticity. In order to make 'Dirty Jobs' authentic, I really can't be overly informed. The minute I am, I become a host... It's a very tricky business paying a tribute to work, because TV is very bad at it. "

" The avant-garde theater is fun; it is free-swinging, bold, iconoclastic, and often wildly, wildly funny. If you will approach it with childlike innocence - putting your standard responses aside, for they do not apply - if you will approach it on its own terms, I think you will be in for a liberating surprise. "

" I read part of it all the way through. "

" It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. "

" To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is. "

Misunderstanding

" If you play it straight it's funny - the best comedy is always played straight down the middle. The adjustment is understanding from the screenplay that a moment is hilarious. "

" It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body. "

" There is a saying that if you get something for free, you should know that you're the product. It was never more true than in the case of Facebook and Gmail and YouTube. You get free social-media services, and you get free funny cat videos. In exchange, you give up the most valuable asset you have, which is your personal data. "

Yuval Noah Harari

" I'm very, very amateur, which is funny because I'm not in the amateur leagues. "

" I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. "

" Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. "

Abraham Lincoln

" If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? "

Abraham Lincoln

" What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise. "

Jerome K. Jerome

" Getting a tattoo would probably make me cry. "

" I like having a beard. What's funny is when you shave a beard, you realize how freezing cold your face is! The primary purpose evolution-wise is to keep you warm, to grow hair on your face. You shave it off, and your face is freezing for a few days. "

" I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. "

" Its funny, because for females in general - not just in music, but the corporate ladder as well - anything we do has always been harder for us. When it comes to music, the industry wants you to conform, to look like this and to sound like this and do this or that. It makes it harder. It's harder for us to come out and be bosses and lead the pack. "