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" It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body. "
" I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. "
" I think I knew I was funny in Elementary School. I think most funny people realize it when they're young. It tends to come out of stress or trauma - something that makes you want to be funny. "
" The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking about funny and relatable experiences from my daily life. "
" I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. "
" I think that I come off as, 'Nothing bothers me, I don't care! I'm funny and sassy.' But I'm deeply sensitive. Not only about myself but to others. Not to pat myself on the back, empathy is a quality I've cultivated over my life. It came naturally to me as a child. "
" When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice. "
" Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. "
" One man is as good as another until he has written a book. "
" Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. "
" People often can't separate, or can't understand, that to be funny is to be serious; it's a way of pulling people in and not scaring them off. I think a lot of the funny stuff, underneath it, there's a deep anxiety going on. "
" A funny thing about near-future stories: the future catches up to them. If the author is unlucky, the future catches up faster than the book can get out the door. "
Edward M. Lerner
" It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified. "
Gilbert K. Chesterton
" A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their opinions. "
" I don't follow anything blindly. I have to know the entire thing, if I have to get in to it. It might sound funny to you, but it's like using English language. I use an English word only when I know its meaning and understand its connotation. You won't hear me say, 'What's up, dude' or anything like that just for the heck of it. "
" Things that I feel really sad about, I talk about. That way, if it's funny, it doesn't hurt anymore. "
" It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. "
H. L. Mencken
" It's really funny because the same people who loved me as Stringer Bell were the same people that were watching 'Daddy's Little Girls' literally in tears. "
" He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. "
" The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around. "
Thomas A. Edison
" If my mother hadn't laughed at the funny things I did, I probably wouldn't be a comic actor. After she had her first heart attack, the doctor said, 'Try to make her laugh.' And that was the first time I tried to make anyone laugh. "
" I'm fascinated with the stories that we tell. Real histories become fantasies and fairy tales, morality tales and fables. There's something interesting and funny and perverse about the way fairytale sometimes passes for history, for truth. "
" Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy! "
" There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen. "
" Leave America and you'll find that the consumers in many other countries enjoy watching advertising. Not because the products are better, but because the ads are produced to be entertaining. Sometimes they are funny. Sometimes they are dramatic. Sometimes they are just beautiful. "
" To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong! "
Chad Michael Murray
" My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. "
" One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself. "
" What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise. "
Jerome K. Jerome
" Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. "
" It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. "