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" As I've always said: The future lies ahead. "
Pat Paulsen
Said
Lies
Future
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" You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years! "
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You
Years
Time
" I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show. "
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Enough
Me
Money
" I've been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar. "
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Wine
Campaign
Been
" In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president. "
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Never
America
Boy
" If elected, I will win. "
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Win
Will
Elected
" I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or a Democrat. "
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Republican
Run
World
" If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun. "
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Old Enough
Gun
Enough
" I don't need adult supervision. "
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Adult
Need
Supervision
" We have nothing to fear but fear itself... and, of course, the boogieman. "
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Course
Itself
Nothing
" The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that. "
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Government
Lose
Postal
" I think we should just tip the government if it does a good job. Fifteen percent is the standard tip, isn't it? "
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Job
Good
Good Job
" Yeah, I'm running for the White House again. Well, it's not a run, really; it's sort of a brisk walk. "
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Run
Running
Walk
" We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass. "
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Must
Go
Will
" You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check. "
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Understand
You
Credit
" The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down. "
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Last
My Life
Ride
" I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. "
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Good
Wine
You
" I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.' "
Pat Paulsen
Money
My Life
Rest
" Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it. "
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White
White House
Wine
" I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they'll like. Most people say they don't like dry wine because they haven't had a dry wine that's clean and fruity, instead of a big, oaky thing. "
Pat Paulsen
Eyes
Wine
Watch
" I've upped my standards. Now, up yours. "
Pat Paulsen
Up
Now
Standards
" Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.' "
Pat Paulsen
People
Enjoy
Tired
" We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go. "
Pat Paulsen
Way
Beautiful
Late
" So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye. "
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Got
Than
More
" It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies. "
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Kissing
Hands
Tough
" I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man. "
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Song
Stand
Man
" I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird. "
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I Am
Right Wing
Right
" A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose? "
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You
Street
Down
" Should we continue to spend billions to subsidize foreign military dictatorships, or should we concentrate on taking better care of the one we have right here at home? "
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Care
Right
Military
" Deep down, I happen to be very shallow. "
Pat Paulsen
Down
Very
Shallow