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" Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. "
Jim Carrey
Eyes
Her
Great
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" Fashions have done more harm than revolutions. "
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" Unless someone wants to look funny, I'll not recommend anyone to copy my bowling action. But on a serious note, with the confidence that I have got from the amount of runs I have been scoring, when I'm thrown the ball to bowl, I am pretty sure of what I have to do. I may not be the most attractive to watch while bowling, but I can be effective. "
Virat Kohli
Confidence
Look
Action
" Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. "
Joey Adams
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Grow
You
" I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours. "
Chris Eigeman
Work
Going Home
Home
" I love mankind; it's people I can't stand. "
Charles M. Schulz
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People
Love
" Include me out. "
Samuel Goldwyn
Out
Me
Include
" My mother was a professional sick person; she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that. It's just how they are used to getting attention. I always remember she's the daughter of alcoholics who'd leave her alone at Christmas time. "
Jim Carrey
Mother
Time
Pain
" Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way. "
Tom Hiddleston
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Sweet
Hell
" But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone. "
Garry Shandling
Funny
Love
Think
" I exaggerate all our selves, our beings. I make fun of everything: of our life and what we are. But I don't tell jokes, really. I just exaggerate life, and it comes out funny. "
Don Rickles
Everything
Life
Out
" I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.' "
Demetri Martin
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Finish
Go
" There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be 'comedies' and not 'female' or 'male,' and everyone gets an equal opportunity. "
Kristen Wiig
Funny
Happy
Opportunity
" I have really fond memories of growing up in Chicago, and I always love going back. I still have a lot of really good friends from high school that I go to dinner with. It's kind of become a tradition when I go out there to do a show to give a few friends a call, tell some funny stories about high school and walk down memory lane. "
Kaskade
Walk
Memories
Love
" We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast. "
Logan Pearsall Smith
Need
Complain
Funny
" A lot of good love can happen in ten years. "
Jim Carrey
Years
Anniversary
Good
" If my mother hadn't laughed at the funny things I did, I probably wouldn't be a comic actor. After she had her first heart attack, the doctor said, 'Try to make her laugh.' And that was the first time I tried to make anyone laugh. "
Gene Wilder
Doctor
Time
She
" I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. "
Moon Unit Zappa
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Sad
Think
" What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes. "
Samuel Beckett
Man
You
Destiny
" Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers. "
Jerry Seinfeld
Passion
Funny
Life
" Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. "
Bill Vaughan
Happiness
Study
Research
" It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. "
Dave Barry
Body
Funny
Person
" For some reason I did something where I realized I could get a reaction. That was when I broke out of my shell at school, because I really didn't have any friends or anything like that and I just kind of was going along, and then finally I did this zany thing, and all of a sudden I had tons of friends. "
Jim Carrey
Kind
Reason
School
" It's funny how people who ain't never been down there can think that America is so fair and that we should be alright. It's funny that the people who have their foot on our neck are telling us, 'Get up. What's wrong with you?' "
Ice Cube
Think
You
People
" I grew up in a funny way. "
Gordon Ramsay
Way
Up
Funny Way
" My mother was a very, very funny, outrageous, outspoken person, and she never edited me. Her whole thing in my life was if anybody had a problem with me, tell them to go to hell. "
Tig Notaro
Hell
Funny
Life
" It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment! "
Garth Brooks
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Fun
People
" It's funny what memory does, isn't it? My favorite holiday tradition might not have happened more than once or twice. But because it is such a good memory, so encapsulating of everything I love about the holidays, in my mind it happened every year. Without fail. "
Molly O'Keefe
Good
Love
Funny
" I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. "
Edith Sitwell
Government
Funny
Wish
" There's a darkness under 'The Hangover' because ultimately there's a missing person and it's not really that funny. There's a sort of darkness under it that I love, and still people are laughing as hard if not harder than they did in 'Old School.' "
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School
Darkness
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" What after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean. "
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