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" I love mankind; it's people I can't stand. "
Charles M. Schulz
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" Censorship no longer works by hiding information from you; censorship works by flooding you with immense amounts of misinformation, of irrelevant information, of funny cat videos, until you're just unable to focus. "
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" Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that. "
Ice Cube
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Fantasy
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" I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. "
Gloria Steinem
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Career
" It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. "
Kenneth Branagh
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You
" I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican. "
Marion Barry
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Republican
Slavery
" The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. "
Bill Vaughan
Love
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" California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. "
Fred Allen
Live
Funny
Place
" Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. "
Bill Vaughan
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Study
Research
" I don't mean to be funny. "
Yogi Berra
Funny
Mean
" Probably spending 12 years at boarding school - comedy became a survival gene. But I think some people are funny right off the bat, as soon as they can speak or be naughty. "
Eric Idle
Survival
Funny
People
" You win a race, the next race it's a question mark. Are you still the best or not? That's what is funny. But that's what is interesting. And that's what is challenging. You have to prove yourself every time. "
Michael Schumacher
Best
Funny
Yourself
" Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person you've ever heard of. "
Maya Angelou
Story
Person
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" I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life. "
Karan Patel
Life
I Am
Enjoy Life
" When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. "
David Brenner
Funny
Bar
Looking
" All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. "
Jane Wagner
Always
See
Now
" A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. "
Yogi Berra
Nickel
Worth
Funny
" When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.' "
Susan Sarandon
Kind
You
Say
" When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side. "
Robin Williams
Dark
Time
Always
" The great thing for me about 'The Resurrection of Gavin Stone' is it's a throwback to the old fashioned Hollywood movie that you can watch with your family, has a message, and is funny and entertaining. They didn't call them faith-based movies; they just called them good movies. "
D. B. Sweeney
Movies
Family
Funny
" I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me. "
Marilyn Manson
Funny
Because
Me
" I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things. "
Todd Barry
Show
People
Try
" Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick. "
Joe Rogan
Funny
Brilliant
Guy
" I looked on my stomach and saw Frieda Rebecca, white as flour with the cream that covers new babies, funny little dark squiggles of hair plastered over her head, with big, dark-blue eyes. "
Sylvia Plath
Dark
Hair
Eyes
" I like being funny; I like laughing with people. "
Kyle
People
Like
Being
" I get tired of comedies where there are a bunch of funny guys and a beautiful woman who doesn't do anything funny. And I don't like books where there's a rough-and-tumble boy and a really clever, snotty girl. That's just not my experience with teenagers. "
Patrick Ness
Woman
Tired
Girl
" During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one. "
Jerry Stiller
Men
Depression
People
" It's such a funny thing when you see your daughter transitioning from your baby, your little girl, to suddenly being a young woman. If you're not really looking for it, you can miss it, and Lily-Rose is on that road already, and there's nothing I can do to stop it. "
Johnny Depp
Daughter
Road
Girl
" When I'm being funny, I try not to offend. I don't think much of what I've done has been in really ghastly taste. I don't think I have embarrassed many people or distressed them. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Try
Think
Done
" I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. "
Fred Allen
People
Like
Long
" I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. "
Shaquille O'Neal
Funny
Think
Myself