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" It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive. "
Louis C. K.
Easier
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" I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work. "
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" I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out. "
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" I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from. "
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" I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' "
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" When you're young as a comic, you don't have a lot of leverage. "
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" Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue. "
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" If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are. "
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" Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on. "
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" Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much. "
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" I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about. "
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" The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to. "
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" Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're the one putting the earmuffs on, but I wish you could hear me because I like you.' "
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