Home
Authors
Tags
App
Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App
" A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much. "
Louis C. K.
Negative
Children
You
Related Quotes:
" I definitely look at my body and I go: 'Yuck.' "
Louis C. K.
Body
Definitely
Go
" For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money. "
Louis C. K.
Making
Money
Life
" Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people. "
Louis C. K.
Survive
Confident
Gay
" People don't talk to me on airplanes. "
Louis C. K.
Me
People
Talk
" I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do. "
Louis C. K.
Political
Just
Comedian
" There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say. "
Louis C. K.
Two
You
Decide
" I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash. "
Louis C. K.
Trash
Me
Want
" There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it. "
Louis C. K.
People
Evil
Think
" A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around. "
Louis C. K.
Great
Long
Together
" I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about. "
Louis C. K.
Excited
Loved
Boxing
" Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people. "
Louis C. K.
People
Power
Reality
" I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do. "
Louis C. K.
Every Day
Day
Full
" I don't have a brother in real life. "
Louis C. K.
Life
Brother
Real
" There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?' "
Louis C. K.
You
Think
Simple
" Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me. "
Louis C. K.
Something
Me
You
" My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes. "
Louis C. K.
Regret
Ask
Just
" I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' "
Louis C. K.
Oh
Things
Like
" I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from. "
Louis C. K.
Know
Sure
Stage
" You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience. "
Louis C. K.
Talking
You
Who
" I could never sit down and write jokes. "
Louis C. K.
Write
Could
Down
" People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not. "
Louis C. K.
I Am
People
Saying
" You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.' "
Louis C. K.
Many
You
Cancel
" I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up. "
Louis C. K.
Use
Trainer
Actually
" When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.' "
Louis C. K.
Started
Women
Dating
" It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them. "
Louis C. K.
Things
Laugh
People
" I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school. "
Louis C. K.
School
High School
Grades
" Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're the one putting the earmuffs on, but I wish you could hear me because I like you.' "
Louis C. K.
Saying
Think
Me
" It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive. "
Louis C. K.
Easier
Expensive
Cancel
" Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides. "
Louis C. K.
Inside
Everyone
Find
" I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor. "
Louis C. K.
Lost
Lot
People