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" When I was born I owed twelve dollars. "
George S. Kaufman
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Born
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" There's a misunderstanding about what nonsensical things are - the idea that they're just funny, and that's the beginning and the end of it. Nonsense is not 'not sense' - it operates at the edge of sense. It teems with sense - at the same time, it resists any kind of universal understanding. "
Jesse Ball
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Beginning
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" One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself. "
Bill Murray
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" I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. "
Les Dawson
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" Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. "
Robert Orben
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" Most of my show is true; like, 90% of everything I say on stage is true. I just have to find the way to make it funny - that's the difficult thing. "
Trevor Noah
True
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" We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later. "
Louis Aragon
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" It's funny, because there are so many stereotypes out there about actors and movie stars in general, but I've had a great opportunity to meet a lot of them, and maybe it's just because they don't behave that way around me, but I rarely see that kind of abuse of power. "
Ryan Reynolds
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" Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? "
Robert Benchley
Wet
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" My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration. "
Mike Myers
Guy
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" Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. "
Benjamin Franklin
See
Wine
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" I can really stir up a conversation. Every time I go to a meeting or a casting, I try to make it as light and funny as I can. I'm always making really awkward jokes. You have to make life fun and not take it too seriously. I may look like I'm very serious and into my work, but if you knew me, I'm just a jokester. "
Charlotte McKinney
Light
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" I never liked you, and I always will. "
Samuel Goldwyn
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You
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" There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh. "
Jeff Garlin
True
People
Treat
" The next time you have a thought... let it go. "
Ron White
Go
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" I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced. "
Ruby Wax
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American
" If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all. And if you do have to say it, make it really funny so I can screenshot it and save it for later. "
Sabrina Carpenter
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I Can
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" Censorship no longer works by hiding information from you; censorship works by flooding you with immense amounts of misinformation, of irrelevant information, of funny cat videos, until you're just unable to focus. "
Yuval Noah Harari
Focus
Cat
You
" I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. "
Paula Poundstone
Somewhere
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Bag
" My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious. "
Bill Burr
Observe
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" Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. "
Elbert Hubbard
You
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Seriously
" The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?' "
Conan O'Brien
People
You
Say
" I think maybe one reason why ventriloquists are looked down on is because it's very difficult to be funny. I think what happens is that people get a dummy, they learn the technique of ventriloquism, they memorize the script, they think they're in show business. "
Jeff Dunham
Learn
Think
People
" I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? "
Leo Durocher
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You
" If my mother hadn't laughed at the funny things I did, I probably wouldn't be a comic actor. After she had her first heart attack, the doctor said, 'Try to make her laugh.' And that was the first time I tried to make anyone laugh. "
Gene Wilder
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" Being a humorist is not a voluntary thing. You can tell this because in a situation where saying a funny thing will cause a lot of trouble, a humorist will still say the funny thing. No matter how inappropriate. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Situation
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Saying
" If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? "
Lily Tomlin
Love
You
Question
" I definitely started to perform a little bit in middle school, but not the typical musical/play route. I think that I am funny, but it was more of a social thing, where that was my part in my circle of friends. "
Abbi Jacobson
School
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" We are all born mad. Some remain so. "
Samuel Beckett
Mad
Remain
Some
" If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. "
Henny Youngman
Tomorrow
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Morning
" I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny. "
Mary-Kate Olsen
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Naked