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" I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from. "
Louis C. K.
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" Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides. "
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" I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. "
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" The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to. "
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" I don't believe in this idea of, 'That's hate speech, stop it.' "
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" Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'. "
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" My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes. "
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