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" Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue. "

Louis C. K.

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Someone

Solution

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Things

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People

Talk

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" To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me. "

" Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better. "

" I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is. "

" You can't direct without a good crew. "

" I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash. "

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Trash

Want

" There's a woman I see who's not my therapist, but she's like an old friend who's a therapist in profession. She lets me talk to her like a therapist once in a while, and she does a great thing. Whenever I have a big dilemma, like this is a big problem in my life, she always says, 'Wow, you're going to have to figure that out.' "

Louis C. K.

Friend

My Life

" I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from. "

" People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not. "

" If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are. "

Louis C. K.

Guy

Just

" I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself. "

" For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money. "

" When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides. "

Louis C. K.

Need

Time

" It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen. "

Louis C. K.

Know

You

" The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to. "

" Perception is created and twisted so quickly. "

" There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?' "

" Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides. "

" I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad. "

" I like pressure. Pressure doesn't make me crack. It's enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a bad feeling in my gut that this might be too much, but you feel pressure when you're not doing something, you know? "

" Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people. "