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" A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody. "
Louis C. K.
Ketchup
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" To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction. "
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" Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on. "
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" I don't believe in this idea of, 'That's hate speech, stop it.' "
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" It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally. "
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" People don't talk to me on airplanes. "
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" Perception is created and twisted so quickly. "
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" I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work. "
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" I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed. "
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" If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it. "
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" When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us. "
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" I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor. "
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" Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness. "
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" To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me. "
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" Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing. "
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" I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do. "
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" When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.' "
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" A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene, and I loved creating those, but I never really had great stories to string them together. "
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" To me, art supplies are always okay to buy. "
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" Life is full of horrible mistakes. "
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" There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it. "
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" The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to. "
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" I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk. "
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" You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented. "
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" I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash. "
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Want
" I don't have a brother in real life. "
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Real
" My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes. "
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" I like pressure. Pressure doesn't make me crack. It's enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a bad feeling in my gut that this might be too much, but you feel pressure when you're not doing something, you know? "
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" Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue. "
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" There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say. "
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" There's no such thing as a cheap laugh. "
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