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" I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad. "
Louis C. K.
Saying
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" I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is. "
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" Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides. "
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" Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing. "
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" Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people. "
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" Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'. "
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" I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about. "
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" Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much. "
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" The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to. "
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" I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school. "
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" People don't talk to me on airplanes. "
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" I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at. "
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Think
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" I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that. "
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" You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented. "
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" To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction. "
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Connection
" It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen. "
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" I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now. "
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Get
Now
Right
" I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die. "
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You
Working
Know
" I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk. "
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" For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money. "
Louis C. K.
Making
Money
Life
" Perception is created and twisted so quickly. "
Louis C. K.
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" When you're young as a comic, you don't have a lot of leverage. "
Louis C. K.
Young
Comic
Leverage
" I was an awkward kid. "
Louis C. K.
Awkward
Kid
" I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. "
Louis C. K.
Live
Great
Bored
" To me, art supplies are always okay to buy. "
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Okay
Supplies
Always
" Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head. "
Louis C. K.
Before
Head
Nap
" If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye. "
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" Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're the one putting the earmuffs on, but I wish you could hear me because I like you.' "
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" America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out. "
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America
Family
Yell
" When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.' "
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" When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep. "
Louis C. K.
Hotel
Back
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