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" For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money. "

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" To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction. "

" There's no such thing as a cheap laugh. "

" When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore. "

" It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive. "

" I like pressure. Pressure doesn't make me crack. It's enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a bad feeling in my gut that this might be too much, but you feel pressure when you're not doing something, you know? "

" I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard. "

" It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally. "

" I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out. "

" Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on. "

" Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness. "

" I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?' "

" I was an awkward kid. "

" I love comedians. They're my community. "

" Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it. "

" Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides. "

" There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it. "

" I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' "

" I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about. "

" I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk. "

" You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience. "

" I could never sit down and write jokes. "

" There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say. "

" I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat. "

" There's a woman I see who's not my therapist, but she's like an old friend who's a therapist in profession. She lets me talk to her like a therapist once in a while, and she does a great thing. Whenever I have a big dilemma, like this is a big problem in my life, she always says, 'Wow, you're going to have to figure that out.' "

" I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through. "

" I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that. "

" I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor. "

" You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented. "