Home
Authors
Tags
App
Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App
" The first time I did stand-up was on a dare. "
Judy Gold
Dare
Time
First
Related Quotes:
" Mother humor is such a universal theme. I wrote a show called '25 Questions for a Jewish Mother.' I had people coming up to me after the show saying, 'I'm Baptist, and my mother is just like yours.' "
Judy Gold
Saying
Mother
Humor
" I didn't want to be known as a gay comic, but as a comic who happens to be gay. "
Judy Gold
Want
Comic
Gay
" Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh. "
Judy Gold
Comedy
Way
People
" Of course I love cooking Eastern European food because I'm a Jew, but I also love making roast chicken. I love making Hungarian goulash. There are a lot of egg noodles in my cooking. "
Judy Gold
Food
Chicken
Cooking
" Comedy is all about having a point of view, and it's also about power. "
Judy Gold
Point Of View
Also
Power
" I'm going to be a 'Chopped' champion. "
Judy Gold
Champion
Going
Chopped
" 'The Judy Show' would be the name of my TV show if I had one, but I don't. "
Judy Gold
TV
Show
Had
" Women are taught that if you want to be a lady, keep your opinions to yourself and be polite. "
Judy Gold
Yourself
Lady
Opinions
" Some people use stand-up to get something else in their careers, but it's truly the art form of stand-up I love. "
Judy Gold
People
Art
Some People
" We all know showbiz isn't easy, but being a comic - especially being a female comic - can be quite punishing. "
Judy Gold
Comic
Know
Easy
" When Joan Rivers walked through the curtain on 'The Tonight Show,' nobody in my house was allowed to utter a sound. Her gait was full of pep and purpose and her voice unmatched. "
Judy Gold
Nobody
Purpose
Voice
" If I wasn't true to myself, I couldn't live with myself. "
Judy Gold
Myself
True
Live
" I like being able to donate my comedy to charity. I'm not a billionaire, and I can't write checks. "
Judy Gold
Being
Charity
Comedy
" To have a job making people laugh really is the greatest thing. "
Judy Gold
Making
Laugh
Job
" My two sons are the biggest pigs - always dirty, sweaty, burping and farting. "
Judy Gold
Sons
Two
Biggest
" I've done stand-up since I was 18 years old, and I absolutely love it, but I used to go onstage, and the audience was my peers. Now I go onstage, and I could be their mother. "
Judy Gold
Now
Audience
Done
" Women risked their lives for the right to vote. When I hear people say, 'Oh, I'm not gonna vote,' I just wanna tear their heart out. "
Judy Gold
Vote
Women
Say
" People always think you have a lot of money when they see you on TV. "
Judy Gold
See
Money
Always
" Joan Rivers was a role model to comics everywhere, but especially to women. She got the first laugh and the last laugh. "
Judy Gold
Laugh
Women
She
" Joan Rivers broke down barriers, advocated for free speech, and never apologized for who she was. "
Judy Gold
Speech
She
Rivers
" There is no reason to be ashamed of who you are. "
Judy Gold
Reason
You
Who
" When I was a kid, I'd read about celebrities who didn't want to talk to their fans after a show. I told myself, 'That's terrible, and I would never do that.' "
Judy Gold
Myself
Kid
Fans
" My desire for my own sitcom began as a little girl - I spent hours lying on my belly on the shag carpeting getting lost in the world of the '70s sitcom. All I wanted to do was run away to the Brady house, The Partridge Family bus; even the project on 'Good Times' seemed better than Clark, NJ. "
Judy Gold
World
Family
Girl
" In America, I've been told so many times that I look 'too Jewish' that I stopped counting. "
Judy Gold
Counting
Been
Jewish
" I live on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. I live in a 950-square-foot apartment with one bathroom and two sons. "
Judy Gold
Bathroom
Apartment
Two
" I always dreamed of living in N.Y.C. "
Judy Gold
Dreamed
Living
Always
" Female comics cannot dress provocatively on stage. "
Judy Gold
Female
Stage
Cannot
" Joan Rivers was my hero. "
Judy Gold
Joan
Hero
Rivers
" Remember the phrase - 'Act your age, not your shoe size?' That didn't apply to me, as they were the same until the age of 12 when my feet stopped growing. "
Judy Gold
Growing
Feet
Age
" Many comics stay in one city and develop their acts for that particular audience. "
Judy Gold
City
Audience
Stay