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" When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side. "

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" Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. "

" By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. "

" Never fight an inanimate object. "

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" An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. "

" When you're doing a medieval show like 'Pillars,' it starts off a bit like a school play. You're all in funny costumes; you've had your coffee, and you say, 'Good morning'. Then you go on set and, if you've got good actors and directors, it takes on a life of its own. "

" It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. "

" Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. "

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" I call myself the Amusement Park. That's because I'm funny and scary at the same time. "

" We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why. "

" People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. "

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" I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. "

" I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it. "

" My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile. "

" People use the guise of art, and artistic expression, to do all kinds of hateful things. It's like Trump and everybody else using the guise of humor to say hateful things, the excuse being, 'I was just being funny.' "

" Leave America and you'll find that the consumers in many other countries enjoy watching advertising. Not because the products are better, but because the ads are produced to be entertaining. Sometimes they are funny. Sometimes they are dramatic. Sometimes they are just beautiful. "

" My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious. "

" I'm very, very amateur, which is funny because I'm not in the amateur leagues. "

" Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. "

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" One of my favourite actors of all time, although he doesn't necessarily play villains, is Peter Lorre. "

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" A lot of newspaper columns used to be written in a rat-a-tat-tat, fast-paced style - and they tended to be funny. They were a little relief from the grimmer, grayer parts of the newspaper, and one of the best people at doing this was Will Rogers. "

" It's funny, I get a little quieter with time. I don't want to chase my tail and one day repeat myself and repeat myself and one day have kids going to college and not have memories that I should, because I was too busy doing my thing. "

" I've had a lot of people tell me they watched 'Old Dogs' with their kids and had a good time. "

Robin Williams

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" My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They're loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, 'The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.' Funny thought. "