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" Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. "
Bill Maher
Funny
Disease
Now
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" The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?' "
Bill Maher
Red
Today
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" I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink. "
Karl Lagerfeld
" I think serial monogamy says it all. "
Tracey Ullman
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Says
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" The funny thing is, I've never really hurt myself in an action movie. I've done 'Wanted,' 'X-Men,' 'Welcome To The Punch,' even 'Trance' to a certain extent has little bits of action and stuff, but I've never really hurt myself at all - not even like a sprained ankle. "
James McAvoy
Myself
Funny
Action
" I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. "
Bette Davis
Kiss
Washed
Ya
" Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race. "
H. G. Wells
Funny
Bicycle
Time
" I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It's embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally, my body was changing, my mind was changing, and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness. "
Keanu Reeves
World
Relationship
Funny
" It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. "
Dave Barry
Body
Funny
Person
" I just want to be myself and be real and be funny. "
Bebe Rexha
Be Real
Real
Want
" I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. "
Paul Lynde
Years
Funny
Church
" One picture is worth 1,000 denials. "
Ronald Reagan
Picture
Worth
Picture Is Worth
" It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. "
Thomas Sowell
Realize
Funny
Ignorance
" The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' "
Isaac Asimov
New
Most
Hear
" If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny. "
Judah Friedlander
You
Comedy
Confident
" Until I was about 14, I was a fat boy, or at least I looked like a fat boy. I think that being funny was a bit of a defence mechanism for me, so I ended up being a bit of a joker. "
Pippa Evans
Fat
Boy
Joker
" I like Ben Stein. I think he's funny, creative, and an insightful commentator on a host of issues. "
Chuck Norris
He
Funny
Creative
" It's funny what memory does, isn't it? My favorite holiday tradition might not have happened more than once or twice. But because it is such a good memory, so encapsulating of everything I love about the holidays, in my mind it happened every year. Without fail. "
Molly O'Keefe
Good
Love
Funny
" I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. "
Jerry Seinfeld
I Think
Think
Delicate
" The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. "
Rodney Dangerfield
Honest
Luck
Running
" I have never been hurt by what I have not said. "
Calvin Coolidge
Been
Funny
Hurt
" I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue. "
Marlon Wayans
Wacky
Dialogue
Coming
" It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. "
Arthur C. Clarke
Intelligence
Funny
Survival
" We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane, and now it is pretty funny - the idea of commentary for a silly kid's movie, you know? "
Dana Carvey
Think
You
Life
" If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you. "
Leo Howard
Funny
Laugh
People
" I discovered that funny animal pictures - memes - would get a lot of likes and shares. "
George Takei
Lot
Likes
Pictures
" Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day. "
Jennifer Aniston
Funny
Same
Life
" A word to the wise is infuriating. "
Hunter S. Thompson
Word
Wise
Funny
" But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you can't forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesn't work. "
Robert Downey, Jr.
Think
Funny
Forget
" May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. "
George Carlin
House
Funny
Evil
" It's funny. You travel all over the world, and you wind up with a guy from your hometown. "
Patty Smyth
You
World
Wind