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" Leave America and you'll find that the consumers in many other countries enjoy watching advertising. Not because the products are better, but because the ads are produced to be entertaining. Sometimes they are funny. Sometimes they are dramatic. Sometimes they are just beautiful. "

Simon Sinek

Beautiful

Funny

America

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" I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. "

Joe E. Lewis

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" You can't be a real spy and have everybody in the world know who you are and what your drink is. That's just hysterically funny. "

" Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. "

" Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke. "

" You cannot dictate what people find funny, what people find attractive, or what people find scary. There is not a norm. "

" Although I have guitars all around, and I pick them up occasionally and write a tune and make a record, I don't really see myself as a musician. It may seem a funny thing to say. It's just like, I write lyrics, and I make up songs, but I'm not a great lyricist or songwriter or producer. It's when you put all these things together - that makes me. "

George Harrison

Funny

Together

" As for our majority... one is enough. "

" I went out with seven actors in a row. There are problems with that. I've had the really good-looking dramatic actor, and that has its problems. And then I'll go out with the funny guy. It's almost like the funny guy has more to prove. "

Jennifer Coolidge

Funny

Good-Looking

" There's nothing I would love more than to host an awards show where I'm nominated for an award - that is so funny to me. "

" If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny. "

" TV is chewing gum for the eyes. "

" Who included me among the ranks of the human race? "

" A lot of newspaper columns used to be written in a rat-a-tat-tat, fast-paced style - and they tended to be funny. They were a little relief from the grimmer, grayer parts of the newspaper, and one of the best people at doing this was Will Rogers. "

" I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. "

" So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work. "

" A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. "

" Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. "

" I own and operate a ferocious ego. "

" I love airports because funny things always happen at them. They're giant complexes full of urgency, seriousness, and confusion. Where am I supposed to be? Which way do I go? And that's just the staff. "

" My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. "

" All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. "

" Leadership is absolutely about inspiring action, but it is also about guarding against mis-action. "

" A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. "

" If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents. "

" You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough. "

" Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. "

" It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your 'portrayal' of women. Even when I started out on 'The Office' eight years ago, we could write our male characters funny and flawed, but not the women. And now, thankfully, it's completely different. "

" I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. "