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" You're only as good as your last haircut. "
Fran Lebowitz
Funny
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" Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble. "
Taylor Hawkins
Life
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Funny
" If you believe, as I do believe, in reincarnation, they say that every time you come back, it's because you have to finish something. I've a funny feeling that my thing in this life is to have one relationship after another. "
Marie Helvin
Believe
Relationship
Time
" I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.' "
Demetri Martin
Funny
Finish
Go
" Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings. "
Ellen DeGeneres
Humor
People
Funny
" My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious. "
Bill Burr
Observe
Kind
Funny
" Communism is like one big phone company. "
Lenny Bruce
Company
Like
Funny
" They're great girls. They're very funny, they're very smart, they're fun to be with. They're very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, they're very confident girls. "
Laura Bush
Fun
Great
People
" Leave America and you'll find that the consumers in many other countries enjoy watching advertising. Not because the products are better, but because the ads are produced to be entertaining. Sometimes they are funny. Sometimes they are dramatic. Sometimes they are just beautiful. "
Simon Sinek
Beautiful
Funny
America
" God hadn't made me handsome, but he'd given me something, I always felt: funny bones. "
Jerry Lewis
Handsome
God
Me
" God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. "
Garrison Keillor
Know
God
Play
" Men are only as loyal as their options. "
Bill Maher
Funny
Options
Only
" Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. "
Hedy Lamarr
Look
Girl
Funny
" The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. "
Fran Lebowitz
Way
Drink
Without
" Electricity is really just organized lightning. "
George Carlin
Organized
Electricity
Funny
" We're a phenomenally snobby society, and it's such a rich seam. The middle class is so funny: it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension, so that's what makes the middle classes so funny. "
J. K. Rowling
You
Rich
Know
" Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. "
E. B. White
Facts
Funny
Great
" It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. "
Kenneth Branagh
Guy
Funny
You
" Food is an important part of a balanced diet. "
Fran Lebowitz
Important
Diet
Food
" I was so afraid to even read a paper in front of my classmates. It is very funny because at that point my teachers would never have believed that I could speak in front of an audience of over 2,000 people. "
Petra Nemcova
Speak
Audience
People
" Sometimes I'm really funny, sometimes I'm quiet, sometimes I'm shy, but I'm constantly changing. "
Elle King
Shy
Sometimes
Quiet
" My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain. "
Jeff Ross
Brain
Timing
Funny
" Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. "
James Thurber
Right
Funny
Too
" Viral videos aren't just about being funny. They're about identity creation. "
Ricky Van Veen
Being Funny
Creation
Identity
" I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. "
Gloria Steinem
Man
Advice
Career
" It's funny - I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When I'm rounder in the face, I like to say, 'This is my long-term look.' Or 'This is my wife-and-kids look right here.' "
Garrett Hedlund
Look
Funny
Face
" To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is. "
Dick Cavett
Misunderstanding
Me
Label
" When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. "
Paul Merton
Creating
Remembering
Funny
" I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends. "
Walt Whitman
Believe
Doubt
Enemies
" I like Ben Stein. I think he's funny, creative, and an insightful commentator on a host of issues. "
Chuck Norris
He
Funny
Creative
" Let's have some new cliches. "
Samuel Goldwyn
Some
Cliches
Funny