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" Viral videos aren't just about being funny. They're about identity creation. "
Ricky Van Veen
" When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. "
" I'm for whatever gets you through the night. "
" The parrot's so funny. He imitates me and I don't even realize he's doing it. I'm walking around the house talking to myself and whistling and the next day he's said something I've said... it's scary you know? "
" I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent. "
" The avant-garde theater is fun; it is free-swinging, bold, iconoclastic, and often wildly, wildly funny. If you will approach it with childlike innocence - putting your standard responses aside, for they do not apply - if you will approach it on its own terms, I think you will be in for a liberating surprise. "
" Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day. "
" A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. "
" When I'm being funny, I try not to offend. I don't think much of what I've done has been in really ghastly taste. I don't think I have embarrassed many people or distressed them. "
" If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? "
" This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. "
" Being a humorist is not a voluntary thing. You can tell this because in a situation where saying a funny thing will cause a lot of trouble, a humorist will still say the funny thing. No matter how inappropriate. "
P. J. O'Rourke
" Fashions have done more harm than revolutions. "
" Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. "
" And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when it first happened I said this is the worst thing that could happen to me. Why me, why now? Now I look back and say it was probably the best thing that happened to me. "
" It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified. "
Gilbert K. Chesterton
" The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It's funny. "
" Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. "
" I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. "
" Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. "
" I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. "
Joe E. Lewis
" Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark. "
" I heard that people were really interested in the new haircut, which I think is so funny. Great haircut, I really like it. It goes great with the time period. And I was super, super, super-happy to have my bangs swept to the side rather than straight in front of me, which I dealt with for three seasons. I'm very, very much done with that. "
" I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny. "
" You cannot dictate what people find funny, what people find attractive, or what people find scary. There is not a norm. "
Guillermo del Toro
" The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. "
" It's funny, because there are so many stereotypes out there about actors and movie stars in general, but I've had a great opportunity to meet a lot of them, and maybe it's just because they don't behave that way around me, but I rarely see that kind of abuse of power. "
" Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that's awesome. "
" My kind of wanting to be funny didn't come from need, necessarily. The closest I can analyze it is that it was an easy way to make friends, I found out. It was just a great kind of social tool. "
" Life is funny, and a lot of times, the people that I've met have really gone past anything that I've ever dreamed of, so I'm really grateful. My friendships really go from the West to the East. You'd be amazed at some of the people I call friends. "
" To me, wealth is the peace of mind you have, your family, your friends, your colleagues. Everything else is just money, and it really is funny how people pay so much attention to that. "
Ricardo Salinas Pliego