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" Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. "
Hedy Lamarr
Look
Girl
Funny
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" I look out at the stadiums full of people and see them all knowing the words to songs I wrote. And curling their hair! I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny. And wonderful. "
Taylor Swift
Remember
Hair
People
" They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that? "
Casey Stengel
Home
Funny
Family
" Confidence is something you're born with. I know I had loads of it even at the age of 15. "
Hedy Lamarr
Even
Know
You
" Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. "
Eminem
Circle
Trust
Small
" If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? "
Robin Williams
Psychic
Funny
Need
" Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. "
Elbert Hubbard
You
Funny
Seriously
" Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. "
George Orwell
Funny
Dirty
Rebellion
" They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. "
Clint Eastwood
Lightning
They Say
Say
" I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. "
Groucho Marx
Evening
Wonderful
Had
" It seems like everybody's perception of me is very bipolar. To one group, it's overpaid, overrated; to another group, it's underpaid, underrated, underdog. It's funny to me because there's no real balance. "
Jeremy Lin
Balance
Funny
Me
" People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. "
Isaac Asimov
Great
Us
Think
" It's funny: when people always talk about the importance of role models, I used to think that was so exaggerated, but as I get older, I start to realize I don't feel that way so much anymore. If you see somebody like you who's doing something, an older version of what you are, it does make you feel like it's more possible. "
Demetri Martin
Doing
You
Think
" A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. "
Steve Martin
Know
Sunshine
You
" I think maybe one reason why ventriloquists are looked down on is because it's very difficult to be funny. I think what happens is that people get a dummy, they learn the technique of ventriloquism, they memorize the script, they think they're in show business. "
Jeff Dunham
Learn
Think
People
" Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there's something in there that'll make you laugh. "
Kevin Hart
Laugh
Funny
Positive
" One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself. "
Bill Murray
Myself
Acting
Back
" There's nothing I would love more than to host an awards show where I'm nominated for an award - that is so funny to me. "
T. J. Miller
Nothing
Award
Awards
" I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. "
Joan Rivers
Bath
Baby
Unwanted
" Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. "
Don Marquis
Sometimes
Cloud
Funny
" Until I was about 14, I was a fat boy, or at least I looked like a fat boy. I think that being funny was a bit of a defence mechanism for me, so I ended up being a bit of a joker. "
Pippa Evans
Fat
Boy
Joker
" If something is very, very funny but possibly controversial, if it's truly funny, then it's worth doing. Things aren't worth doing for the sake of being controversial. "
John Mulaney
Doing
Funny
Worth
" It's such a funny thing when you see your daughter transitioning from your baby, your little girl, to suddenly being a young woman. If you're not really looking for it, you can miss it, and Lily-Rose is on that road already, and there's nothing I can do to stop it. "
Johnny Depp
Daughter
Road
Girl
" The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. "
Dave Barry
Building
Water
Universe
" Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. "
Charles Kettering
One Thing
Tax
Funny
" If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. "
Rob Corddry
You
Secret
People
" If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. "
Billy Wilder
Going
Funny
You
" All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. "
Casey Stengel
Everyone
Funny
Height
" I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. "
Rodney Dangerfield
Fat
Only
Funny
" A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. "
Jerry Seinfeld
Funny
You
Having
" I'm attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn't that what attracts anyone? "
Tom Brady
Own
Smart
Great