Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App

" A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done. "

Related Quotes:

" I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. "

" A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. "

" Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. "

" My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama. "

" Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done. "

" Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great. "

" A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better. "

" An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt. "

" I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement. "

" All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. "

" The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference. "

" It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals. "

" Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. "

" Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. "

" Imitation is the sincerest form of television. "

" A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. "

" An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. "

" I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. "

" Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. "

" I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is. "

" I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin. "

" Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year. "

" Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars. "

" My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. "

" Television is the triumph of machine over people. "

" The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi. "

" The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand. "

" I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. "

" If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race. "

" The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed. "