Home
Authors
Tags
App
Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App
" Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'. "
Louis C. K.
Eyes
Go
I Am
Related Quotes:
" Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness. "
Louis C. K.
Witness
Something
Life
" Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on around them. "
Louis C. K.
Attention
Going
Pay Attention
" I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself. "
Louis C. K.
Meal
Diet
Myself
" I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work. "
Louis C. K.
You
Consistency
Experience
" Everything that people say is testable. "
Louis C. K.
People Say
Say
Everything
" It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me. "
Louis C. K.
Looking
Alone
Kind
" When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore. "
Louis C. K.
Day
You
Run
" I would rather be with my kids than anybody else. "
Louis C. K.
Else
Than
Would
" I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is. "
Louis C. K.
Out
Feel
Kids
" I don't have a brother in real life. "
Louis C. K.
Life
Brother
Real
" When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.' "
Louis C. K.
Thought
Well
Act
" I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk. "
Louis C. K.
Think
Try
Talk
" There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it. "
Louis C. K.
Home
You
Real
" You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented. "
Louis C. K.
Know
Mean
Film
" I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff. "
Louis C. K.
You
Heaven
I Wish
" Life is full of horrible mistakes. "
Louis C. K.
Horrible
Life
Mistakes
" There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it. "
Louis C. K.
People
Evil
Think
" To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction. "
Louis C. K.
Laugh
Comedy
Connection
" To me, art supplies are always okay to buy. "
Louis C. K.
Okay
Supplies
Always
" Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it. "
Louis C. K.
Comedy
Correct
Even
" If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it. "
Louis C. K.
Said
Sick
Woman
" I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die. "
Louis C. K.
You
Working
Know
" The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to. "
Louis C. K.
Problem
You
People
" Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much. "
Louis C. K.
Why
Talking
Talk
" Oh, I love stand-up. "
Louis C. K.
Love
Stand-Up
I Love
" I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor. "
Louis C. K.
Lost
Lot
People
" I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard. "
Louis C. K.
Lying
Years
Last
" I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now. "
Louis C. K.
Get
Now
Right
" I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women. "
Louis C. K.
Better
Women
Think
" I don't know what it's like to be an actor, where if your show gets canceled, really you're just a bum. "
Louis C. K.
Actor
Show
Like