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" I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women. "
Louis C. K.
Better
Women
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" When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us. "
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" I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad. "
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" I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. "
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" It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive. "
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" Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue. "
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