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" I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die. "
Louis C. K.
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" I definitely look at my body and I go: 'Yuck.' "
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" I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. "
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" I like all ladies of all different ages. "
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" There's a woman I see who's not my therapist, but she's like an old friend who's a therapist in profession. She lets me talk to her like a therapist once in a while, and she does a great thing. Whenever I have a big dilemma, like this is a big problem in my life, she always says, 'Wow, you're going to have to figure that out.' "
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" Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'. "
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" I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head. "
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" Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me. "
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" I could never sit down and write jokes. "
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" You can't direct without a good crew. "
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" A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much. "
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" There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it. "
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" I love comedians. They're my community. "
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" When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes. "
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" It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen. "
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" It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me. "
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" Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it. "
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Even
" I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' "
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" When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep. "
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" To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me. "
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" My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes. "
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" Life is full of horrible mistakes. "
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" Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides. "
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