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" There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it. "
Louis C. K.
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" When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us. "
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" When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep. "
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" My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes. "
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" Everything that people say is testable. "
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" I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash. "
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" I don't believe in this idea of, 'That's hate speech, stop it.' "
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" I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school. "
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" Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides. "
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" The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it. "
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" I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is. "
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" If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye. "
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" I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out. "
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