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" I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat. "
Louis C. K.
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" I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself. "
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" When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.' "
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" Life is full of horrible mistakes. "
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" I like all ladies of all different ages. "
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" Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff. "
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" I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor. "
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" I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff. "
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" The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it. "
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" I don't know what it's like to be an actor, where if your show gets canceled, really you're just a bum. "
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" I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system. "
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" If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't. "
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" When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep. "
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" There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it. "
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