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" My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people. "
Louis C. K.
Nice
Deal
Easy
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" The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to. "
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" Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness. "
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" Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're the one putting the earmuffs on, but I wish you could hear me because I like you.' "
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" I don't believe in this idea of, 'That's hate speech, stop it.' "
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" I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself. "
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" Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much. "
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" When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us. "
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" Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people. "
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