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" I love being a Givenik Ambassador. Not only does it give me a platform to discuss my favorite charities, but I get to talk about my other favorite topic - 'The Judy Show!' "
Judy Gold
Talk
Me
Love
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" Unfortunately, I cook for two boys, and they don't care what it looks like on the plate, and neither do I. "
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" There is no reason to be ashamed of who you are. "
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" Some people use stand-up to get something else in their careers, but it's truly the art form of stand-up I love. "
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" I do believe that it's something that we don't talk about, but when there are clearly defined gender roles, it is much simpler. Because you don't have to think, which people apparently don't like to do. "
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" The more life experience you have, the more comedy you can write. "
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" My mother loves it when I talk about her. Half the time, I think she says things that she knows will go straight into the act. "
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" I live on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. I live in a 950-square-foot apartment with one bathroom and two sons. "
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" Growing up in New Jersey, bat mitzvas were all about the elegant parties. "
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" In America, I've been told so many times that I look 'too Jewish' that I stopped counting. "
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Jewish
" As scary as it was being raised by one Jewish mother, I have to feel for my kids because they have two Jewish mothers. "
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Mothers
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" Female comics cannot dress provocatively on stage. "
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Stage
Cannot
" Women risked their lives for the right to vote. When I hear people say, 'Oh, I'm not gonna vote,' I just wanna tear their heart out. "
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Women
Say
" The fight in theatre is focus, focus, focus. "
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Fight
Focus
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" Comedy is all about having a point of view, and it's also about power. "
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Also
Power
" When Joan Rivers walked through the curtain on 'The Tonight Show,' nobody in my house was allowed to utter a sound. Her gait was full of pep and purpose and her voice unmatched. "
Judy Gold
Nobody
Purpose
Voice
" I love standup, but not the grind of traveling and dealing with club owners. "
Judy Gold
Love
Grind
Club
" I've done stand-up since I was 18 years old, and I absolutely love it, but I used to go onstage, and the audience was my peers. Now I go onstage, and I could be their mother. "
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Now
Audience
Done
" Joan Rivers was my hero. "
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Joan
Hero
Rivers
" My Shabbat dinner is not to be reckoned with. "
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Dinner
Reckoned
" I'm going to be a 'Chopped' champion. "
Judy Gold
Champion
Going
Chopped
" Over the years, things got so bad between my mother and I, we stopped talking to each other and started communicating by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator. "
Judy Gold
Got
Bad
Started
" My partner and I had our first son in 1996, and the office became the baby's room. Our second son was born in 2001, and the office became the kids' room. "
Judy Gold
Born
Baby
Son
" My desire for my own sitcom began as a little girl - I spent hours lying on my belly on the shag carpeting getting lost in the world of the '70s sitcom. All I wanted to do was run away to the Brady house, The Partridge Family bus; even the project on 'Good Times' seemed better than Clark, NJ. "
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World
Family
Girl
" If I wasn't true to myself, I couldn't live with myself. "
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Myself
True
Live
" 'The Judy Show' would be the name of my TV show if I had one, but I don't. "
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TV
Show
Had
" Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh. "
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Comedy
Way
People
" I've never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player. "
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Where
Team
Never
" I try to win the love and approval of strangers, since it didn't work with my family. "
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Win
Family
Work
" To have a job making people laugh really is the greatest thing. "
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Making
Laugh
Job
" I didn't want to be known as a gay comic, but as a comic who happens to be gay. "
Judy Gold
Want
Comic
Gay