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" I've never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player. "
Judy Gold
Where
Team
Never
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" I didn't want to be known as a gay comic, but as a comic who happens to be gay. "
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" I try to win the love and approval of strangers, since it didn't work with my family. "
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Family
Work
" Comedy is all about having a point of view, and it's also about power. "
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Also
Power
" Joan Rivers was my hero. "
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Joan
Hero
Rivers
" When you see another tall woman on the street, you nod, sort of like Orthodox Jews. "
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Tall
Woman
" I live on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. I live in a 950-square-foot apartment with one bathroom and two sons. "
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Bathroom
Apartment
Two
" Mother humor is such a universal theme. I wrote a show called '25 Questions for a Jewish Mother.' I had people coming up to me after the show saying, 'I'm Baptist, and my mother is just like yours.' "
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Saying
Mother
Humor
" My partner and I had our first son in 1996, and the office became the baby's room. Our second son was born in 2001, and the office became the kids' room. "
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Born
Baby
Son
" I've done stand-up since I was 18 years old, and I absolutely love it, but I used to go onstage, and the audience was my peers. Now I go onstage, and I could be their mother. "
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Now
Audience
Done
" There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage. "
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Nothing
Like
Writing
" We all know showbiz isn't easy, but being a comic - especially being a female comic - can be quite punishing. "
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Comic
Know
Easy
" My mother loves it when I talk about her. Half the time, I think she says things that she knows will go straight into the act. "
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Think
Talk
Her
" As scary as it was being raised by one Jewish mother, I have to feel for my kids because they have two Jewish mothers. "
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Mother
Mothers
Scary
" Many comics stay in one city and develop their acts for that particular audience. "
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City
Audience
Stay
" I worked at Military Media, an advertising agency for military-base newspapers. Don't ask, I won't tell. "
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Tell
Military
Media
" I'm not selfish at all. "
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Selfish
" 'The Judy Show' would be the name of my TV show if I had one, but I don't. "
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TV
Show
Had
" Growing up in New Jersey, bat mitzvas were all about the elegant parties. "
Judy Gold
Bat
About
Up
" My mother is a tall woman - as is everyone in my family. At her prime, she stood 5 feet 9 inches, which is quite unusual for a woman born in 1922. "
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Woman
Mother
She
" When Joan Rivers walked through the curtain on 'The Tonight Show,' nobody in my house was allowed to utter a sound. Her gait was full of pep and purpose and her voice unmatched. "
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Nobody
Purpose
Voice
" I have decided now that my mother should be the GPS woman, don't you think? That would be fantastic: 'Make a left in 11 miles. Get over now - I want you to be prepared. Turn right on Elm Street, I want to see if Myrna Rosenblatt is still alive. Make your second left by the Dairy Queen. Don't go in, they're anti-Semitic.' "
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Mother
Street
Think
" Remember the phrase - 'Act your age, not your shoe size?' That didn't apply to me, as they were the same until the age of 12 when my feet stopped growing. "
Judy Gold
Growing
Feet
Age
" My two sons are the biggest pigs - always dirty, sweaty, burping and farting. "
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Sons
Two
Biggest
" I love standup, but not the grind of traveling and dealing with club owners. "
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Love
Grind
Club
" Joan Rivers was a role model to comics everywhere, but especially to women. She got the first laugh and the last laugh. "
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Laugh
Women
She
" If I wasn't true to myself, I couldn't live with myself. "
Judy Gold
Myself
True
Live
" I would love to get married, first of all, from my children's perspective. People don't think of children when they think of gay marriage, but I do have children, and for them to see their family validated as other families are validated and protected by our government, yes. "
Judy Gold
People
Children
Love
" Unfortunately, I cook for two boys, and they don't care what it looks like on the plate, and neither do I. "
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Care
Cook
Like
" I like being able to donate my comedy to charity. I'm not a billionaire, and I can't write checks. "
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Being
Charity
Comedy
" Of course I love cooking Eastern European food because I'm a Jew, but I also love making roast chicken. I love making Hungarian goulash. There are a lot of egg noodles in my cooking. "
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Food
Chicken
Cooking