Home
Authors
Tags
App
Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App
" Over the years, things got so bad between my mother and I, we stopped talking to each other and started communicating by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator. "
Judy Gold
Got
Bad
Started
Related Quotes:
" To have a job making people laugh really is the greatest thing. "
Judy Gold
Making
Laugh
Job
" Unfortunately, I cook for two boys, and they don't care what it looks like on the plate, and neither do I. "
Judy Gold
Care
Cook
Like
" My Shabbat dinner is not to be reckoned with. "
Judy Gold
Dinner
Reckoned
" I have decided now that my mother should be the GPS woman, don't you think? That would be fantastic: 'Make a left in 11 miles. Get over now - I want you to be prepared. Turn right on Elm Street, I want to see if Myrna Rosenblatt is still alive. Make your second left by the Dairy Queen. Don't go in, they're anti-Semitic.' "
Judy Gold
Mother
Street
Think
" We all know showbiz isn't easy, but being a comic - especially being a female comic - can be quite punishing. "
Judy Gold
Comic
Know
Easy
" I'm not selfish at all. "
Judy Gold
Selfish
" My mother loves it when I talk about her. Half the time, I think she says things that she knows will go straight into the act. "
Judy Gold
Think
Talk
Her
" There is no reason to be ashamed of who you are. "
Judy Gold
Reason
You
Who
" I like being able to donate my comedy to charity. I'm not a billionaire, and I can't write checks. "
Judy Gold
Being
Charity
Comedy
" Some people use stand-up to get something else in their careers, but it's truly the art form of stand-up I love. "
Judy Gold
People
Art
Some People
" I love standup, but not the grind of traveling and dealing with club owners. "
Judy Gold
Love
Grind
Club
" I started taking all these cooking classes. I learned a lot in them, but you think you're going to retain it, and you don't. Under the pressure, it's hard to retain everything. "
Judy Gold
Lot
Cooking
You
" Women risked their lives for the right to vote. When I hear people say, 'Oh, I'm not gonna vote,' I just wanna tear their heart out. "
Judy Gold
Vote
Women
Say
" My desire for my own sitcom began as a little girl - I spent hours lying on my belly on the shag carpeting getting lost in the world of the '70s sitcom. All I wanted to do was run away to the Brady house, The Partridge Family bus; even the project on 'Good Times' seemed better than Clark, NJ. "
Judy Gold
World
Family
Girl
" There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage. "
Judy Gold
Nothing
Like
Writing
" When you see another tall woman on the street, you nod, sort of like Orthodox Jews. "
Judy Gold
Street
Tall
Woman
" My partner and I had our first son in 1996, and the office became the baby's room. Our second son was born in 2001, and the office became the kids' room. "
Judy Gold
Born
Baby
Son
" Comedy is all about having a point of view, and it's also about power. "
Judy Gold
Point Of View
Also
Power
" I try to win the love and approval of strangers, since it didn't work with my family. "
Judy Gold
Win
Family
Work
" Female comics cannot dress provocatively on stage. "
Judy Gold
Female
Stage
Cannot
" Remember the phrase - 'Act your age, not your shoe size?' That didn't apply to me, as they were the same until the age of 12 when my feet stopped growing. "
Judy Gold
Growing
Feet
Age
" I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy. "
Judy Gold
Love
Vulgar
Kind
" Women are taught that if you want to be a lady, keep your opinions to yourself and be polite. "
Judy Gold
Yourself
Lady
Opinions
" In America, I've been told so many times that I look 'too Jewish' that I stopped counting. "
Judy Gold
Counting
Been
Jewish
" For me, humor is everything! "
Judy Gold
Humor
Me
Everything
" Joan Rivers was my hero. "
Judy Gold
Joan
Hero
Rivers
" I would love to get married, first of all, from my children's perspective. People don't think of children when they think of gay marriage, but I do have children, and for them to see their family validated as other families are validated and protected by our government, yes. "
Judy Gold
People
Children
Love
" I've done stand-up since I was 18 years old, and I absolutely love it, but I used to go onstage, and the audience was my peers. Now I go onstage, and I could be their mother. "
Judy Gold
Now
Audience
Done
" People always think you have a lot of money when they see you on TV. "
Judy Gold
See
Money
Always
" I love being a Givenik Ambassador. Not only does it give me a platform to discuss my favorite charities, but I get to talk about my other favorite topic - 'The Judy Show!' "
Judy Gold
Talk
Me
Love