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" I love standup, but not the grind of traveling and dealing with club owners. "
Judy Gold
Love
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" My Shabbat dinner is not to be reckoned with. "
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" Women risked their lives for the right to vote. When I hear people say, 'Oh, I'm not gonna vote,' I just wanna tear their heart out. "
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" As scary as it was being raised by one Jewish mother, I have to feel for my kids because they have two Jewish mothers. "
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