Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App

" I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed. "

Related Quotes:

" Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people. "

" I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do. "

" A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around. "

" When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep. "

" Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it. "

" There's a woman I see who's not my therapist, but she's like an old friend who's a therapist in profession. She lets me talk to her like a therapist once in a while, and she does a great thing. Whenever I have a big dilemma, like this is a big problem in my life, she always says, 'Wow, you're going to have to figure that out.' "

" My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes. "

" A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene, and I loved creating those, but I never really had great stories to string them together. "

" If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are. "

" I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard. "

" Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head. "

" When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us. "

" I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from. "

" It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive. "

" I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk. "

" I don't have a brother in real life. "

" To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me. "

" I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out. "

" I definitely look at my body and I go: 'Yuck.' "

" When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes. "

" I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is. "

" I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad. "

" I was an awkward kid. "

" If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye. "

" I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at. "

" I don't know what it's like to be an actor, where if your show gets canceled, really you're just a bum. "

" You can't direct without a good crew. "

" I could never sit down and write jokes. "

" Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people. "

" I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat. "