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" If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. "
Henny Youngman
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" You know what? At the end of the day, funny is funny. I hope to see the end of all the female cliches that are written in a lot of comedies that are named chick flicks. "
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