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" I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem? "
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Wearing
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Woman
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" I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny. "
Mary-Kate Olsen
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Naked
" Diane Keaton is good for women in and of herself. She's smart and funny and real. "
Gloria Steinem
Women
Funny
Good
" Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. "
James Thurber
Right
Funny
Too
" There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it. "
Dennis Miller
Being
Funny
You
" I love the funny and sweet moments I have with my cats, Jake and Frank, so I'm honored to be celebrating these moments at the Catdance Film Festival. "
Hannah Simone
" I don't think I would do a straight late-night talk show, like a 'Tonight Show' kind of thing. But I'm open to whatever is done well. I don't have any agenda. I'm not like Fugazi - I'm not trying to be just so punk rock until I die. Whatever is funny is good. "
Eric Andre
Die
Funny
Think
" I regret behaving badly when I was younger. I did not know any better at the time. The thing is that the incidents that I caused were not funny... Youth is wasted on the young. It is better to have the wisdom of an old man in a young body... I was a bit foolish and teased people, trying to be funny. "
Jim Broadbent
Youth
Time
People
" Personally, I feel like I'm trying to redefine what a really good rapper can be like. Like, I think it's not often where a good rapper can be making funny music. "
Lil Dicky
Feel
Funny
Good
" The parrot's so funny. He imitates me and I don't even realize he's doing it. I'm walking around the house talking to myself and whistling and the next day he's said something I've said... it's scary you know? "
Mick Ralphs
Walking
Me
Myself
" I'm very, very amateur, which is funny because I'm not in the amateur leagues. "
Shawn Mendes
Funny
Very
Which
" Sometimes I'm really funny, sometimes I'm quiet, sometimes I'm shy, but I'm constantly changing. "
Elle King
Shy
Sometimes
Quiet
" It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious. "
Bill Hicks
Funny
Always
Humor
" How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. "
Emo Philips
People
How
Here
" Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. "
Chevy Chase
Funny
Pets
Personality
" Some of the best bad guys in movies are funny and charming. "
Michael Pena
Movies
Bad
Best
" I don't care whether people say, ''The Office' is rubbish, 'Extras' is worse, 'Flanimals' is a waste of time. He's not funny; he never has been. I hate him.' I don't mind that at all. In fact, not only do I expect it, I celebrate it, because I think the haters are really important. "
Ricky Gervais
Time
People
Think
" Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. "
Christopher Plummer
Over
Funny
Hit
" If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? "
Laurence J. Peter
Desk
Funny
Mind
" I love airports because funny things always happen at them. They're giant complexes full of urgency, seriousness, and confusion. Where am I supposed to be? Which way do I go? And that's just the staff. "
Rhys Darby
Always
Way
Love
" May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. "
George Carlin
House
Funny
Evil
" I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. "
Gene Wilder
Sometimes
Camera
Life
" To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is. "
Dick Cavett
Misunderstanding
Me
Label
" The first day one is a guest, the second a burden, and the third a pest. "
Jean de la Bruyere
Funny
Burden
Day
" Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. "
Oscar Levant
Blue
Red
Schizophrenic
" Movies don't look hard, but figuring it out, getting the shape of it, getting everybody's character right and having it be funny, make sense and be romantic, it's creating a puzzle. Yes, having been a writer for so long, I have an awareness of when things are going awry, but it doesn't mean I know how to fix them. "
Nancy Meyers
Character
Long
Puzzle
" Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. "
Ronald Reagan
Your
Questions
Opening
" I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. "
Les Dawson
Funny
Own
Trouble
" People use the guise of art, and artistic expression, to do all kinds of hateful things. It's like Trump and everybody else using the guise of humor to say hateful things, the excuse being, 'I was just being funny.' "
Luvvie Ajayi
Art
Funny
Humor
" I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. "
Joe E. Lewis
Go
Drink
Funny
" Fashions have done more harm than revolutions. "
Victor Hugo
More
Done
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