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" Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them. "
P. G. Wodehouse
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" Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top. "
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" Instant gratification takes too long. "
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" Fashions have done more harm than revolutions. "
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" Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that was a kids' movie, but I don't think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids. "
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" There's a darkness under 'The Hangover' because ultimately there's a missing person and it's not really that funny. There's a sort of darkness under it that I love, and still people are laughing as hard if not harder than they did in 'Old School.' "
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" I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. "
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" Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick. "
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" You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor. "
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" I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. "
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" I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. "
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" I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier. "
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" We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later. "
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" There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it. "
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" Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. "
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" Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural. "
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" The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension, so that's what makes the middle classes so funny. "
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" It's funny how seeing a love story never gets boring, because it's the dream, isn't it? It's the dream to have a true connection with another human being. "
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