Home
Authors
Tags
App
Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App
" Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me. "
Louis C. K.
Something
Me
You
Related Quotes:
" You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented. "
Louis C. K.
Know
Mean
Film
" There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say. "
Louis C. K.
Two
You
Decide
" When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore. "
Louis C. K.
Day
You
Run
" I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from. "
Louis C. K.
Know
Sure
Stage
" Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much. "
Louis C. K.
Why
Talking
Talk
" It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them. "
Louis C. K.
Things
Laugh
People
" I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard. "
Louis C. K.
Lying
Years
Last
" A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much. "
Louis C. K.
Negative
Children
You
" There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it. "
Louis C. K.
Home
You
Real
" America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out. "
Louis C. K.
America
Family
Yell
" A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around. "
Louis C. K.
Great
Long
Together
" I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that. "
Louis C. K.
Kids
Know
Like
" I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women. "
Louis C. K.
Better
Women
Think
" I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about. "
Louis C. K.
Excited
Loved
Boxing
" It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally. "
Louis C. K.
You
Hard
Know
" It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen. "
Louis C. K.
Know
You
More
" Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides. "
Louis C. K.
Inside
Everyone
Find
" If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't. "
Louis C. K.
Kids
Get
Because
" I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is. "
Louis C. K.
Out
Feel
Kids
" Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff. "
Louis C. K.
Two
Things
Other
" When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.' "
Louis C. K.
Thought
Well
Act
" For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money. "
Louis C. K.
Making
Money
Life
" I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad. "
Louis C. K.
Saying
Through
Anything
" I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor. "
Louis C. K.
Lost
Lot
People
" I don't believe in this idea of, 'That's hate speech, stop it.' "
Louis C. K.
Speech
Hate
Stop
" I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do. "
Louis C. K.
Political
Just
Comedian
" My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people. "
Louis C. K.
Nice
Deal
Easy
" I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' "
Louis C. K.
Oh
Things
Like
" I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system. "
Louis C. K.
Back
Never
System
" To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction. "
Louis C. K.
Laugh
Comedy
Connection