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" Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. "

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" The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. "

" We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. "

" If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. "

" Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. "

" We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by. "

" I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. "

" I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. "

" Never let yesterday use up too much of today. "

" You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is. "

" The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. "

" If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. "

" I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat. "

" Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like. "

" The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got. "

" The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing. "

" Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. "

" On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. "

" People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument. "

" Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far. "

" A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. "

" Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. "

" The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. "

" A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. "

" Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs. "

" So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way. "

" I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. "

" One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide. "

" An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. "

" There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. "

" The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it. "