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" Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top. "
Edward Abbey
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" We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane, and now it is pretty funny - the idea of commentary for a silly kid's movie, you know? "
Dana Carvey
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" I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. "
Stephen King
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" Probably spending 12 years at boarding school - comedy became a survival gene. But I think some people are funny right off the bat, as soon as they can speak or be naughty. "
Eric Idle
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" Things that I feel really sad about, I talk about. That way, if it's funny, it doesn't hurt anymore. "
Pete Davidson
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" I get tired of comedies where there are a bunch of funny guys and a beautiful woman who doesn't do anything funny. And I don't like books where there's a rough-and-tumble boy and a really clever, snotty girl. That's just not my experience with teenagers. "
Patrick Ness
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" I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. "
Mitch Hedberg
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" Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. "
Norm MacDonald
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" Memories are doing funny things to us. "
Milos Forman
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" I always have a funny story at communion time that underscores that no one is perfect, and that communion is not for perfect people but for hungry people. "
Greg Boyle
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" I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes. "
Kevin Hart
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" May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. "
George Carlin
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Evil
" One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself. "
Bill Murray
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" Fashions have done more harm than revolutions. "
Victor Hugo
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" Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. "
E. B. White
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" I am certain there is too much certainty in the world. "
Michael Crichton
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" If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. "
Henny Youngman
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" Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. "
Josh Billings
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" When I'm being funny, I try not to offend. I don't think much of what I've done has been in really ghastly taste. I don't think I have embarrassed many people or distressed them. "
Kurt Vonnegut
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Done
" Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we don't just effuse to one another and be like, 'Oh, Rob Lowe's really funny,' if he wasn't. "
Chris Pratt
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" How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. "
Spike Milligan
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" There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be 'comedies' and not 'female' or 'male,' and everyone gets an equal opportunity. "
Kristen Wiig
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" I have an unfortunate personality. "
Orson Welles
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" A drink a day keeps the shrink away. "
Edward Abbey
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" A funny thing about near-future stories: the future catches up to them. If the author is unlucky, the future catches up faster than the book can get out the door. "
Edward M. Lerner
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" I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny. "
Mary-Kate Olsen
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" As a small child, I could watch anything happen and tell a story, and it was funny. "
Ron White
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" It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child. "
Dave Grohl
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" The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. "
Terry Pratchett
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" I always find it actually funny that the analysis is that the characters I play in comedies are the manchild, the adolescent, characters that refuse to grow up. And yet, if you look back in the history of comedy all the way back to the Marx brothers, that's a big part of comedy. "
Will Ferrell
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" Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything! "
Steve Martin
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