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" Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror. "
Larry David
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" Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it. "
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" I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish. "
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" Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline. "
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" When I was living in New York, there was a lot of screaming in my life. I would just get into these altercations all the time. Being in public, dealing with shopkeepers, just trying to cross the street - things like that. "
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" Golf and dating don't mix. "
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" Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy. "
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" I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big. "
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" I have reservations about everything I do. "
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" At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me. "
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