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" I don't like to say anything good. I feel like I'll jinx myself. "
Larry David
Good
Anything
Feel
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" I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh. "
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" I don't write shows with dialogue where actors have to memorize dialogue. I write the scenes where we know everything that's going to happen. There's an outline of about seven or eight pages, and then we improvise it. "
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" When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless. "
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" Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy. "
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" Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish. "
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" Most people think I'm immodest. "
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Most
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" Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then. "
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" I think that what people imagine they're going through is much worse than what they are going through. "
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Imagine
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" I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them. "
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" If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not? "
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Talk
About
Course
" I have no secrets. "
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" Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! "
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Well
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" It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically. "
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Happened
Always
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" I'm one of the idiots that negotiates after I write. "
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After
Write
I Write
" Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious. "
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Precarious
Just
" And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me. "
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" I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation. "
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Heritage
Generation
" I don't like to make a big splash anyway. "
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Make
Big
Anyway
" Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. "
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Confident
Your
Bald
" Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it. "
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Around
Very
Walk
" I think Michael Moore is a hero. "
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Moore
I Think
" I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic. "
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Embrace
Tend
Stay
" If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable. "
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Would
Golfer
Miserable
" If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away. "
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Woman
She
Flirt
" Well, I always think the worst things are going to happen here, because I'm - basically inside, I'm a bad person, and so the bad kind of takes over. "
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Think
Worst
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" No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all. "
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Shocked
Saw
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" I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore. "
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" You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid. "
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Homeless
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