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" The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial. "

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" I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter. "

" I believe in something. "

" Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate. "

" I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. "

" I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me. "

" Golf and dating don't mix. "

" Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally. "

" I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big. "

" Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens. "

" I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after. "

" I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic. "

" I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.' "

" I can't stand reading anything that I've said. "

" I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure. "

" I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am. "

" Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. "

" Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad. "

" I don't have many friends. "

" I am not honest. "

" Whenever something good happens to me, it's usually followed by something terrible. "

" I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them. "

" Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself. "

" If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away. "

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" Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised. "

" You know, I'm really not that bright. "