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" Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them. "
George Lopez
Relative
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Nice
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Jeff Dunham
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" My life needs editing. "
Mort Sahl
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" I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? "
Leo Durocher
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" I'm known as a kind of dramatic, serious, almost humorless actor and the fact is, I'm a funny guy, and I spend most of my life trying to find a lighter side of things, and on stage was given plenty of opportunity to do that. "
Campbell Scott
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" We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why. "
Daniel Dennett
Jokes
Funny
Cute
" Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that's awesome. "
John Mulaney
Awesome
Point
Want
" If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like. "
William Feather
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People
Like
" It's funny - I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When I'm rounder in the face, I like to say, 'This is my long-term look.' Or 'This is my wife-and-kids look right here.' "
Garrett Hedlund
Look
Funny
Face
" Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing. "
Rowan Atkinson
Funny
Think
I Am
" We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane, and now it is pretty funny - the idea of commentary for a silly kid's movie, you know? "
Dana Carvey
Think
You
Life
" We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later. "
Louis Aragon
Know
Genius
Funny
" I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. "
Bob Hope
Washington
Love
Money
" I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely. "
George Lopez
Me
Questions
Audience
" Even Napoleon had his Watergate. "
Yogi Berra
Funny
His
Watergate
" I think that I come off as, 'Nothing bothers me, I don't care! I'm funny and sassy.' But I'm deeply sensitive. Not only about myself but to others. Not to pat myself on the back, empathy is a quality I've cultivated over my life. It came naturally to me as a child. "
Laura Benanti
Child
Empathy
Funny
" Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. "
Will Rogers
Funny
Long
Everything
" I have found that people who really want to work at 'Saturday Night Live' and pursue it get pretty close. You have to be funny - but everyone who works there, it was their dream to work there. So it's kind of nice in that way - there's a lot of people who say, 'I just always wanted to do this, and now I'm doing it.' "
John Mulaney
Live
Nice
Night
" It's really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, 'I usually don't like female comedians, but your material is great!' It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know? "
Chelsea Peretti
Funny
Work
People
" Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy! "
Hannah Murray
Happy
Focus
Work
" Let's have some new cliches. "
Samuel Goldwyn
Some
Cliches
Funny
" Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. "
P. G. Wodehouse
Why
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You
" It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority. "
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People
America
Day
" Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. "
Wilson Mizner
Gambling
Way
Something
" I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. "
Paula Poundstone
Mother
Bank
Funny
" The superfluous, a very necessary thing. "
Voltaire
Funny
Very
Necessary
" I have an unfortunate personality. "
Orson Welles
Personality
Unfortunate
Funny
" I went to private school for a very long time, and we always wore uniforms. Then in third grade, I switched to a public school, so I was so excited to wear what I wanted on the first day. I remember I chose this orange hoodie with a skirt, and it's so funny when I think about it now because my style really hasn't changed that much. "
Keke Palmer
Day
Style
School
" But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you can't forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesn't work. "
Robert Downey, Jr.
Think
Funny
Forget
" I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. "
Ron White
Party
You
Find
" I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. "
Steven Wright
Funny
Included
Some