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" Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy! "

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" People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. "

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" It's funny, because there are so many stereotypes out there about actors and movie stars in general, but I've had a great opportunity to meet a lot of them, and maybe it's just because they don't behave that way around me, but I rarely see that kind of abuse of power. "

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" One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening. "

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" Funny you mention my dinner parties when I have just suggested that inviting close friends over to share a meal with candlelight and wine at your table could be a form of religious experience for some people. To me it's a form of sacrament. "

" I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. "

" Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. "

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" It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy. "

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" I detest jokes - when somebody tells me one, I feel my IQ dropping; the brain cells start to disappear. But something is funny when the person delivering the line doesn't know it's funny or doesn't treat it as a joke. Maybe it comes from a place of truth, or it's a sort of rage against society. "

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