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" Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself. "
" I am built funny. Picture Mark Twain's head on Ichabod Crane's body. Now hold your mental picture to the light and crumple it. "
" The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential. "
" With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny. "
" Never fight an inanimate object. "
P. J. O'Rourke
" Somebody said something funny to me the other day. They said, 'Wolper, until two weeks ago, your tombstone was going to say, 'David Wolper, the man who produced 'Roots.' I think the tombstone now has a new inscription. It's going to be 'David Wolper, the man who produced the opening ceremony of the 1984 Olympics.' "
David L. Wolper
" All I've wanted to be is someone people look up to. It's funny - everyone says I'm controversial. I've never worked out what it is about me that's controversial. I've never had a DUI; I've never been in a brawl; you've never seen photos of me walking out of clubs at 5 A.M. "
" Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings. "
" TV is chewing gum for the eyes. "
Frank Lloyd Wright
" God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. "
" Reality continues to ruin my life. "
" I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny. "
" To me, wealth is the peace of mind you have, your family, your friends, your colleagues. Everything else is just money, and it really is funny how people pay so much attention to that. "
Ricardo Salinas Pliego
" Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny. "
Shah Rukh Khan
" I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers. "
" If I feel you're funny, I want to work with you. "
" I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of. "
" Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. "
" I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place. "
Sense Of Humor
" There's a rule of writing: if everything is funny, nothing is funny; if everything is sad, nothing is sad. You want that contrast. "
J. Michael Straczynski
" James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was. "
" The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking about funny and relatable experiences from my daily life. "
" People often can't separate, or can't understand, that to be funny is to be serious; it's a way of pulling people in and not scaring them off. I think a lot of the funny stuff, underneath it, there's a deep anxiety going on. "
" Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested. "
" We spend a lot of time on Skype and other video interviews, and it's funny how many people will prepare for a Skype interview by wearing a formal suit jacket with pajama pants on the bottom. Then suddenly, someone is at the door, and you have to get up, and you realize you're wearing reindeer boxers. Just put pants on. "
" Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. "
" We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes. "
" My mother is very funny. She is from a village; she has a typical village kind of humour. Often she says a lot of things she herself isn't aware is a punch line. "
" Most of all, I like to sing my heart out to lyrics that really speak to people. "
" Until I was about 14, I was a fat boy, or at least I looked like a fat boy. I think that being funny was a bit of a defence mechanism for me, so I ended up being a bit of a joker. "
" One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. "