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" Reality continues to ruin my life. "
Bill Watterson
Reality
Life
Funny
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Cardi B
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" Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick. "
Joe Rogan
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Guy
" I think serial monogamy says it all. "
Tracey Ullman
I Think
Says
Think
" A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. "
Groucho Marx
Someone
Send
Funny
" What most readers do not realize is that it takes a particular genius to write funny, to satirize. "
F. Sionil Jose
Realize
Write
Funny
" When I have had a long day at work, I want something to watch that is funny, lighthearted and easy to get into, and reality is that. I'm not really into serious programmes or documentaries. "
Amy Childs
Reality
Day
Long
" I'm screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I'm funnier than a lot of people, I think, and that's appreciated by young people. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Know
You
Think
" Every girls' night needs a funny movie and a good conversation about guys! My friends and I also love picking outfits out for each other to try on at slumber parties. It's so fun. "
Jennette McCurdy
Night
Friends
Fun
" You know what? At the end of the day, funny is funny. I hope to see the end of all the female cliches that are written in a lot of comedies that are named chick flicks. "
Wendi McLendon-Covey
Day
Hope
End
" I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning. "
Katy Perry
Still
Funny
Girl
" I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. "
Arthur Conan Doyle
Empty
You
Man
" Even Napoleon had his Watergate. "
Yogi Berra
Funny
His
Watergate
" Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. "
H. L. Mencken
Broke
American
Nobody
" It's really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, 'I usually don't like female comedians, but your material is great!' It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know? "
Chelsea Peretti
Funny
Work
People
" The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. "
P. G. Wodehouse
Right
You
End
" But it's funny that now I'm in such a happy situation, I look more objectively at my own past and see what others have seen for a long time and I'm just so glad I've been able to get to this point. "
Rick Allen
Time
Past
Look
" One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself. "
Bill Murray
Myself
Acting
Back
" Leave America and you'll find that the consumers in many other countries enjoy watching advertising. Not because the products are better, but because the ads are produced to be entertaining. Sometimes they are funny. Sometimes they are dramatic. Sometimes they are just beautiful. "
Simon Sinek
Beautiful
Funny
America
" I can resist everything except temptation. "
Oscar Wilde
Funny
Temptation
Everything
" I look out at the stadiums full of people and see them all knowing the words to songs I wrote. And curling their hair! I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny. And wonderful. "
Taylor Swift
Remember
Hair
People
" There is nothing in the world that I loathe more than group activity, that communal bath where the hairy and slippery mix in a multiplication of mediocrity. "
Vladimir Nabokov
Mediocrity
World
Group
" If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. "
Will Rogers
My Life
Think
Funny
" If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. "
Joan Rivers
Us
God
Over
" I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working. "
Peter Sellers
Example
Working
Only
" I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. "
Gloria Steinem
Man
Advice
Career
" The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around. "
Thomas A. Edison
Carry
Function
Brain
" When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.' "
Susan Sarandon
Kind
You
Say
" I always believe that funny is serious and serious is funny. You don't really need a distinction between them. "
Trevor Noah
Need
Funny
You
" There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. "
Josh Billings
Mistake
Memory
Funny
" I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny. "
Mary-Kate Olsen
Run
Funny
Naked