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" There's one thing about baldness, it's neat. "
Don Herold
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" I exaggerate all our selves, our beings. I make fun of everything: of our life and what we are. But I don't tell jokes, really. I just exaggerate life, and it comes out funny. "
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" I know that I'm going to die and that you're going to die. I can't do anything about that. But I can explore it through a metaphor and make a kind of funny, dark story about it, and in doing so, really exhaust and research as many aspects of it as I can imagine. And in a way, that does give me some closure. "
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" It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all. "
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" The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. "
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" There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. "
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" Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. "
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" There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer. "
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" I did 'Love's Labour's Lost' in the theater and found it to be riotously funny. "
Kenneth Branagh
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" Communism is like one big phone company. "
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" I'm an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat. "
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" I discovered that funny animal pictures - memes - would get a lot of likes and shares. "
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" I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard. "
Jenna McCarthy
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" The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking about funny and relatable experiences from my daily life. "
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" I'm a funny guy. You've got to be able to make fun of yourself. We only live once. "
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" Eyebrows are really important because they structure the face. In school it was funny because I was always the one walking around with tweezers plucking my girlfriends' eyebrows. I was really good; eyebrow tweezing runs in my family - my mother used to do mine, and I picked it up. "
Rita Ora
Mother
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Good
" It sounds funny, but I always try to keep an open mind about what I'm writing about. Sometimes I squeak my opinions in there, but generally I don't. I try to be objective about things that I'm writing about. "
John Mellencamp
Mind
Funny
Writing
" I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. "
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" A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. "
Jerry Seinfeld
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" I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented. "
Julie Brown
Tragedy
You
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" Every girls' night needs a funny movie and a good conversation about guys! My friends and I also love picking outfits out for each other to try on at slumber parties. It's so fun. "
Jennette McCurdy
Night
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Fun
" Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing. "
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Think
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" If I get dressed up, and my boyfriend says, 'You look gorgeous,' I kinda feel funny. I don't know if I'm particularly comfortable with being attractive. "
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" The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. "
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" It's funny: when people always talk about the importance of role models, I used to think that was so exaggerated, but as I get older, I start to realize I don't feel that way so much anymore. If you see somebody like you who's doing something, an older version of what you are, it does make you feel like it's more possible. "
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Yogi Berra
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" I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't. "
Seann William Scott
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" It's funny: the one time I got star-struck was when I met Snoop Dogg. I gave him a hug and said, 'I love you, man.' "
Mark Foster
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" You know what? At the end of the day, funny is funny. I hope to see the end of all the female cliches that are written in a lot of comedies that are named chick flicks. "
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Man
" I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. "
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Career