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" Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. "
Charles Dudley Warner
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" A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. "
Jerry Seinfeld
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" It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. "
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" James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was. "
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" Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar. "
John Krasinski
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" Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. "
Wilson Mizner
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" Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. "
Mark Twain
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" Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? "
Robert Benchley
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" Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. "
George Orwell
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Dirty
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" Let's make some funny pictures. "
Tex Avery
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" After all is said and done, sit down. "
Bill Copeland
Down
Said
Sit
" But it's funny that now I'm in such a happy situation, I look more objectively at my own past and see what others have seen for a long time and I'm just so glad I've been able to get to this point. "
Rick Allen
Time
Past
Look
" I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. "
Rita Rudner
Started
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Sunlight
" I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. "
Bette Davis
Kiss
Washed
Ya
" I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's just something really, really funny about someone tearing into me. "
John Mulaney
Funny
Always
Someone
" Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in. "
Hank Azaria
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Comfort Zone
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" I would ask my mother to show me how to walk - and she did show me. That's why I think it's funny when people say, 'Did so-and-so teach you how to walk?' And I always say, 'You must be talking about my mother, because it was my mother who taught me how to walk.' "
Naomi Campbell
Me
People
Think
" There is a saying that if you get something for free, you should know that you're the product. It was never more true than in the case of Facebook and Gmail and YouTube. You get free social-media services, and you get free funny cat videos. In exchange, you give up the most valuable asset you have, which is your personal data. "
Yuval Noah Harari
Saying
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You
" There are certain sorts of jokes which have only to do with the substitution of the unexpected word in a familiar context. If you translated something into French and then had it translated back into English by somebody who didn't know the original, you'd lose what was funny. "
Tom Stoppard
Know
You
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" Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. "
Mae West
Funny
Tried
Before
" I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny. "
Lorrie Moore
Funny
Dinner
Table
" All I've wanted to be is someone people look up to. It's funny - everyone says I'm controversial. I've never worked out what it is about me that's controversial. I've never had a DUI; I've never been in a brawl; you've never seen photos of me walking out of clubs at 5 A.M. "
Ruby Rose
People
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Look
" I love the funny and sweet moments I have with my cats, Jake and Frank, so I'm honored to be celebrating these moments at the Catdance Film Festival. "
Hannah Simone
" It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life. "
Jimi Hendrix
People
You
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" I comment on my friends' things; whatever they post, I post funny posts. I don't post anything that's too sad or mad, or at least not for too long. And I'm usually just a happy person! Silly - people would describe me as silly and crazy and fun. "
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Sad
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Happy
" What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny. "
Steven Wright
Crazy
Me
Matter
" I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. "
Heath Ledger
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" The parrot's so funny. He imitates me and I don't even realize he's doing it. I'm walking around the house talking to myself and whistling and the next day he's said something I've said... it's scary you know? "
Mick Ralphs
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Me
Myself
" Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. "
Mark Twain
Hell
Heaven
Go
" It's funny: I can never sleep between shows; I think it's because I don't like to switch the motor off. I'll probably have some chicken or pasta, though never the two together, and maybe go out for a quick wander around. "
Richard McCabe
Think
Together
Chicken