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" Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. "
Josh Billings
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" When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny was funny; I loved to laugh. I always liked people I found generally funny. "
Michael Keaton
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" Funny you mention my dinner parties when I have just suggested that inviting close friends over to share a meal with candlelight and wine at your table could be a form of religious experience for some people. To me it's a form of sacrament. "
Sally Quinn
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" 'Hustle' is wonderfully enjoyable because all my life, I've made an effort to be with people who can make me laugh. That original cast - Marc Warren, Jaime Murray, Robert Glenister and Adrian Lester - are all funny. So I know every day I'll have a few good laughs. "
Robert Vaughn
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Life
" By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. "
Richard Dawkins
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" I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I'm funny, and I'm a good person. "
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" I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way. "
Joe Rogan
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" The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is taxes. "
William Feather
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" They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that? "
Casey Stengel
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Family
" I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. "
Winston Churchill
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" Every man has a sane spot somewhere. "
Robert Louis Stevenson
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" It sounds funny, but I always try to keep an open mind about what I'm writing about. Sometimes I squeak my opinions in there, but generally I don't. I try to be objective about things that I'm writing about. "
John Mellencamp
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Writing
" I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. "
Steve Martin
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" Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. "
Brooke Shields
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" Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. "
Peter Ustinov
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" Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. "
Bill Maher
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" I get tired of comedies where there are a bunch of funny guys and a beautiful woman who doesn't do anything funny. And I don't like books where there's a rough-and-tumble boy and a really clever, snotty girl. That's just not my experience with teenagers. "
Patrick Ness
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" I have a rule - 'funny is funny!' When I write comedy, it's not my aim to upset people. I will be offensive, edgy and immature, but I will also be very intelligent and relevant. At my shows, there are no holy cows. "
Vir Das
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" I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny. "
Will Ferrell
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" I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time. "
Will Ferrell
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Right
" Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them. "
P. G. Wodehouse
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Robert Byrne
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" The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?' "
Conan O'Brien
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" My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile. "
Terry Farrell
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" Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. "
Joey Adams
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" I grew up in a funny way. "
Gordon Ramsay
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" I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. "
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" Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? "
Robin Williams
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" Some of the best bad guys in movies are funny and charming. "
Michael Pena
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" Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that was a kids' movie, but I don't think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids. "
Jack Black
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" I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. "
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